[Posting this volunteer work here seeing how it's free stuff]
I am here to offer cost-free; guilt-free labor/work to anybody desiring or requiring assistance. I will dedicate my vast skill set with the simple purpose of easing the burden of labor on you decent folk. My skills range from landscaping to IT work (hardware and software [PC/Mac/Android/iPhone] from Homebuilding to Solar Battery Installations - from Basic Vehicle Maintenance to giving decent worldly advice. I'll average a couple hours at a time toward your given task. Reschedule is possible if it remains incomplete. Contact me with whatever it is you require assistance with as well as a few different times to invest on it and together, we'll fucking crush it.
Contact me via text at : 858 412 7O-four-zero (google Voice)
NOTICE: I will not accept your money. You will, however, pay for supplies.
WARNING: This post will likely be removed within 6 hours of posting.