New pop punk, hard-core rockabilly, zydeco, easy, listening, thrash band now forming. We will be playing my songs, which must be executed to the letter because I am a genius. You need to be able to read sheet music . you would not be familiar with my immediate influences cause they're mostly Lithuanian.
We need drums keys, mariachi guitars and flugelhorn. Our goal is to completely dominate the winery scene and force out all other bands until we control every slot every weekend, with people clamoring and knocking over charcuterie boards to get up close to us. Age range 31 to 33 or 65 to 79. Everyone must sing in four-part harmony.
We have a rehearsal space carved into the side of a mountain by whale rock reservoir. No flakes, no shirt no shoes no problem. Please share a professional résumé with at least three references and press photos.